What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Guess What! HI!

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Anti Joke

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