- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Badgers are cool

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

i can't stand cripple jokes

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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