Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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