- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

This sentence is false.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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