ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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girls lacrosse

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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