- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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