planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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