why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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No.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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uas;ugbasrG "khVESGF;OQWAEFH;OASEHFO;SAEFUASUusa;uefSOEHFSOEHDF;oasehf;oasehf;uoashvo;uasfo'H EF;owefhoaw;sefoasjefpiwaejf MINTY FRESGH

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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kkk

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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