What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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A ginger was with his friends

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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TOBUSCUS

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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