What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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