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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Water? I hardly know her.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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