- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

its snowing on mount fuji

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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