Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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knock knock. come in.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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