- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Two english guys meet at work

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

melon

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Women's rights

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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