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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Your mom is so fat...

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

rape that shit

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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