A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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