Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

There's a car about to hit me.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Pinus Testicles

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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