why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Knock-knock. There is no reply. The burglar makes sure no one is home and breaks into a side window. After stealing some precious jewelry and family valuables, he exits through the same window.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Wheelchair high jump

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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