What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

so dont touch it.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

just sit down and dont be a Jew

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

Give me thumbs up!

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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