Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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