What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Cancer.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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