Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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women's rights

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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