- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

You're tall.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

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