What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

squirrels with massive bonerss

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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