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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

heads up!

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

Jersey Shore

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

I lost my tractor.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Shut the cork up!

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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