stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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hi will

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Roey Jegen

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mark is mark

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matty russel are you on here

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