Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

Win and Beau have no friends

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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