Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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