What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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Women's rights

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Penis.

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YOUIR MAMA IS SO UGLY THAT SHE MIGHT WANT TO LOOK INTO PLASTIC SURGERY TO BETTER HER APPEARENCE

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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hi

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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