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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

Worst joke ever

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Gianni

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Knock, knock. answers door

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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