- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

I can't see my forehead

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

colby doesnt shave

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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