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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

FUCK YOU NEVEN

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

whats 2+2? math.

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