Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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fack me!

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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You're*

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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Today is May 18 2016.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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