Whats white and sticky fluff

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

i saw your mom, i said hi

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

ginger

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

oooh look a banshee

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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