- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

A Jew! Bless you.

No.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Membean

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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