Yes.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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nba live 13

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Knock Knock! Come in!

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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women's rights.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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vaginas

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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