What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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NAACP

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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