- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Women.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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