What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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my whole life!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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