A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

An atheist walks into a church

Penis

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...