- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

i dont like chris

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

I saw a poor man named rich

Give me thumbs up!

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

ass in my face ? no

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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