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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

squirrels with massive bonerss

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

squirrels with massive bonerss

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

modern love

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

matty russel are you on here

Samantha

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

IU football

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

Women.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

the WNBA

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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