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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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