What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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