How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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