Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I am a n1gger.

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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