- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

whats 2+2? 4

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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