- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

where wally? wallys a myth.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Girls

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Obama

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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