- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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