- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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