3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

I share two rooms with my mother.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

knock knock ... no one was in

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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