How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

the jokes are repetitive on this site

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Pinus Testicles

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

Dear crush, I want to drink you

-_- i like trains ... -_-

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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