what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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women's rights

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Hi

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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