- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Straight men can be bronies.

You're Adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What is long and black The unemployment line

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