whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Women's rights

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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K.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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a potato flew around my room

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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Anti Joke

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