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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

I enjoy anal.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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