- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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