There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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my captcha says : forkin chickens

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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whats a willy? -brock

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Anti Joke

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