- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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