- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Oh, I must be hearing things.

i cant think of one.

A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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