- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

i'm funny

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

An Asian walks out of the library.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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