What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

ginger

Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

Black History Month

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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