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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

You know what sucks? Yes.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

So, same time tomorrow then?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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