- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

Knock knock. Is someone there?

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Roses are red Voilets are blue I have a gun Get in the Van

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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