What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Women's rights.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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hipsters

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Why do animals on the side of the road stink? Well they don't, you just think they do when in reality all it is, is there insides rottening From prevous days of exposen of the air now as far as I know all the little baby squrriel Wanted was it get his nuts in the road and it bring back to his starving family counting on him to bring Food to the tree next thing you know a soccer mom's van ran the poor baby squirrel over. Now me knowing this squirrel myself (don't ask me how) he wanted to go out in style you know get ran over by a mustang or a lambo not some bitch ass mini van with sliding doors and a dvd player convinit for the kids to watch spongebob.... man I bet that squrriel was pissed!

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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