- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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