Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

your mum

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Jerry.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

People Order Our Patties

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

My life :(

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

Butt Sex.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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