- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

knock, knock. come in.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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