What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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