What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Gay's rights

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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hey bill!

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Men, get on the boat.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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