Women's Rights.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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Badgers are cool

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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19th amendment

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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