What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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so a dyslexic man sold his soul to Santa

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Womens rights

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Anti Joke

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