A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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