A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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want a balloon? yeah

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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