Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Yes.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

GONNA

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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