Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Well educated black man.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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