- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

the comment about daniel was fron brock

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

justin bieber

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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