How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

Leave her alone...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Alex Eggbert

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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