Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

i cant think of one.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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