How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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