- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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