Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

i cant think of one.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Woman.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Why? Whats wrong?

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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