Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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