- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

A guy has cancer. He dies.

what do you watch ? a tv

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Jews

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

What's funnier than 24? 25

Kathy Griffin.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

i cant think of one.

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