This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Why Did the Drug dealer die He Got Hit by a buss

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Anti Joke

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